screwbastard

An erratic and potentially unlikable person, someone with unpredictable and illogical behavior. a truncation of “screwy bastard”.

Why does the dog smell like gasoline?

That screwbastard Marcus thought gas would kill his ticks. Keep him away from animals.

by Wilhelm Snakesnoot June 26, 2023

screw baller

Someone who has sex with odd and strange people.

Ben Dover has had some freaky lovers, that old screw baller!

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016

Screwged

The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly

Jack was assembling the bicycle he had bought for Johnny, but found out he was screwged when there weren't enough bolts supplied.

by PoorDavid December 6, 2011

screw the rules

something that people with alot of money can do more so if your a celebrity.

"wait did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn ?"
"yeah and?"
"thats againest the rules isnt it?"
"screw the rules i have money!"

by im better than you. January 7, 2008

Shit-Screwed

A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.

Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.

Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.

by Mac____Crazy August 9, 2010

Big orange screw

Any terrible thing that happens to a student at the University of Tennessee because of the school's administration, curriculum, or police.

"Dude I got a $48 parking ticket and I only left my car there for 1 minute...I got the big orange screw."

"I was supposed to graduate this semester but now I have to stay another term because my adviser didn't tell me about this class requirement, I am so big orange screwed."

by UTMusicGal June 28, 2009

Screw you Guys I'm Goin Home

A phrase used when one is a fatass who is sick of his friends and wants to go somwhere else, generally his home.

Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm goin home!

by Boris May 23, 2004