Soreballs

(N) A gesture used to greet a friend and simultaneously rob him off his dignity. To give "soreballs", you extend your hand for either a handshake or high-five, and at the last second close your hand into a fist and swing into the testicles of your target with enough force to cause them to double-over in pain, but not cause any lasting damage.

When you see a friend talking to a good looking girl, a soreballs is a great way to acknowledge him and also let him know that he's not as cool as he thinks he is.

by SEE-NOTE October 3, 2008

Skrewball

An individual who strays away from the cliché things in life. One who is not afraid to break away from the crowd and be their own individual. Throughout history, a skrewball has not always fit in within culture. They do not abide to all of societies tight and rigid standards. These individuals have a craving to be different. They strive for independence and are heavily concerned with creating their own path. It's an authentic road. One that makes them, them.

Did you just mix peanut butter and whiskey? You're a skrewball!

by ediem949 September 3, 2019

Screwball

A 50/50 mix of Powder Heroin and Powder Cocaine. Creates the feeling of being in a relaxing warm bathtub mixed with the desire to complete an insurmountable task. This volatile mix is usually mixed into a drink because snorting it is too risky.

Guy 1: "I heard that guy over there is selling "screwball"."
Guy 2: "That stuff will mess you up for days."

by Big Poppi July 28, 2014

Nebraska Screwball

pouring a vanilla milkshake over your penis, freezing it using a walk-in freezer to make a solid frozen layer of milkshake on your penis, and proceeding to have sex with a girl, while rotating your entire body around the axis of her vagina.

"Last night, I heard that Steve gave his girlfriend a Nebraska Screwball!"

by definitionman345433 July 13, 2009

screwball scramball

To understand the perpetrators of this crime see labrat.

Degenerate Lab technicians consume test tubes of semen orally and when they arrive at the last tube a system call screwball scramball comes into play. The test tube is thrown into the air and the labrats fight for the male reproductive fluid.

"okay guys were down to the last tube of the good stuff, SCREWBALL SCRAMBALL MOTHER FUCKERS".

Sam " yo chill it was totally awesome ya, there was like ten of us in the lab last night and i won man"
Mick " what, the srewball scramball, that's totally rad bwana"

by jebusmoore January 10, 2008

Sprite screwball

One who lives and dies by the lemon and lime. They often lose themselves in the shiny emerald surface of the can, gazing at its radiance for extended periods of time. Sprite screwballs are stereotypically in awe of a glistening cold Sprite's ability to quench thirst. There will often be numerous empty Sprite vessels littering their work spaces and private rooms. A Sprite screwball's recycling can often fills up long before their garbage can does, but not without a heartfelt goodbye to each spent can. There is also likely to be individual Sprite surprises scattered throughout a screwball's home, intended to be saved for a "rainy day". Praise be LeBron and the Sprite cranberry.

"My husband is a Sprite screwball; his desk is covered in empty cans and he won't even acknowledge dinner unless I made sure to buy him his daily twelve-packs of Sprite."

by VoltronPrime April 25, 2022

screwballing

When one is high from marijuana and drunk from alcohol at the same time.

I've been screwballing all night.

by SouthJersey March 21, 2009