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Sophomore Scruff

Sparse facial hair grown by high school students. Students reject the idea that they don't have a real beard and they grow out the sparse facial hairs making them look like an idiot.
Did you see John's sophomore scruff it looks like he glued pubic hair in random places on his face.
by timd1234 October 6, 2010
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Scruffbone

A minority group. Typically a male, who lives life alternately, usually going against the stream with attitude, self care, and pronunciation of words.

Occasionally seen with anything from a small mullet to Jewish side curls, they will always be sporting some form of beard, a torn scarf (even at the slightest breeze) some skinny jeans with a slash around the knee to reveal the under skin. The purebred breed 'scruffs' are barrel chested, with what looks like a forest of black escaping through their capital V neck, or loosely buttoned flannelette. Often an array of antique necklaces are draped over the shoulders, sometimes entangling with the neck beard. Apparel is strictly earthly colours with a mix of blacks and greys.

They use leather twine to bind or repair, or even make a bracelet if they are feeling creative, which is their normal state of mind.

Sometimes known to speak with a husky voice, often taking horse tablets to help them draw out words and over emphasise vowels, even to the point on stuttering on words such as 'R-r-r-r-romp'.
Joel Houston, Russel Brand

Dane: Man that guy looks like he hasn't seen civilisation for weeks...but he is so classy.

Joe: Yeah, that guys a true scruffbone, look at his hessian shirt!

Dane: Man, his hair is formidable, the ladies love him.
by Rugbearer January 19, 2010
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Screef

Screef is a word used in the treeplanting world, specifically Western Canada, to mean to clear a space using a shovel to expose mineral soil in order to plant a pine or spruce seedling.
"Hey Conrad - I need these trees planted with 9' x 9" spacing and 1' of exposed mineral soil. Make sure everybody screefs good!"
by dv8tech June 9, 2013
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schefflasaurus

(Also known as Scheffler)

Schefflasaurs, meaning "chemistry dog lizard" (from the Greek Scheffler meaning 'gigantic load of homework related ions that growl at people' and sauros/óáõñïò meaning 'lizard'), is a deprecated genus of sauropod dinosaurs.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna chill afterschool?
Person 2: I can't... I've got to deal with a brutal schefflasaurus tonight.
Person 1: I'll get the caffeine pills.
by sycophant November 22, 2007
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Scruffy Ricardo

when a guy with facial hair rubs his beard on the asshole of his partner, after rimming him.
after rimming me, he gave me a Scruffy Ricardo
by jsg123 December 6, 2010
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perma-scruff

Perma-scruff is that sexy unshaven look on guys that takes a lot of work to maintain. It looks like they just rolled out of bed, but their facial hair never gets any longer.
Colin O'Donoghue playing Killian Jones (Captain Hook) on Once Upon a Time has BEAUTIFUL perma-scruff.
by thatonegirl02 November 28, 2012
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screwfee

1.An individual whom screws up everything by any possible means.
2.A goofy dude who has a messed up life and want to fuck up people's life in a friendly manner.
3.School or University tuition fee which is a ripoff procedure towards the poor students and their parents.
4.An item or commodity which is meant to be useful but it's not. It does exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Examples:
1.you screwfee!!! I don't wana hang around with u anymore.
2.He is trying to steal my life. He is a fucking screwfee indeed.
3.University of Farmarbar's screwfee doesn't equate the quality of educational system.
4.This screw driver is a screwfee.
My Car's screwfee cooler generates hot air.
by Apparent January 24, 2009
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