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Blue-screened

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.
by Auntie Ashley January 4, 2009
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sun screened

A form of ejaculation and rubbing it on their chest, It really doesn't help with the sun it is purely sexual.
man: ejaculating and rubbing it around on his partner's body* you just got sun screened
by snap: cahrlieasley hmu :D November 21, 2019
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Blue Screened

v. looking at porn and causing the computer to crash. 90% of all blue screen occurences are a result of fapping research.
I was fapping with about 37 windows open and blue screened. You know computers, help a brotha out?
Only if you don't touch me and I'll be using my own keyboard.
by jonjacobjinglehimersmit456 April 28, 2011
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Screener Season

Christmas for BitTorrent users.

Screener season takes place in early January to mid-February when special DVD copies of movies being considered for awards like the Oscars are sent out to voters.

These movies are usually still in theaters / cinemas at the time so the only other pirated copies around are poor quality cams.

Inevitably, these special copies find their way onto popular BitTorrent sites like Pirate Bay.

You can tell it's a screener because there's a watermark that pops up every so often saying "For Your Consideration".
Jim: Do you guys want to go see Django at the movie theatre on Thursday?

Dave: It's screener season next week dude, I can just hook my laptop up to the TV.

Jim: Oh sweet.
by Bootlegger501 January 11, 2013
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full screener

porn so good that you have to, just have to, make it full screen.
kid1: dude, that was some awesome porn.
kid2: definitely dude, that was a full screener.
by luckytheducky squirrel November 20, 2009
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Change of screenery

When one moves from their computer to their television (or vice versa) usually due to boredom.
When Jess resorted to playing Freecell on his computer he knew it was time for a change of screenery and made his way to the couch for a Battlestar Gallactica rerun on The Space Network.
by Cap The Gnome March 19, 2011
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tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'
so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener
by spank e monk e January 20, 2011
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