A revealing piece of clothing such as a bikini or a little black dress that metaphorically burns up the shelf its put on.
by the great wordsmith May 2, 2011
Get the shelf scorchermug. Defines an action of turning a person who used to be a "quiet kid" and a suspect of a school shooting into a very "gigachad" person. They make high risk high reward choices confidently.
Fred: "Remember Alex, that quiet kid from highschool who listens to edgy rap music?"
Mark: "Yea, what about him? Did he shoot up a college now haha"
Fred: "No, he went on a total scorcher blaze with his money, he's a millionaire now."
Mark: "Yea, what about him? Did he shoot up a college now haha"
Fred: "No, he went on a total scorcher blaze with his money, he's a millionaire now."
by SunniDayz April 12, 2022
Get the scorcher blazemug. When a woman that has an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations and you allow her to defacate on your bare face. In other words when she has diarrhea and you let her shit on your face.
by Green Goblin1111 January 2, 2011
Get the omaha scorchermug. 
Verb
The sexual act of having coitis with a bottle of open hot sauce (specifically Tabasco) until either party has cum or run out of hot sauce.
The sexual act of having coitis with a bottle of open hot sauce (specifically Tabasco) until either party has cum or run out of hot sauce.
“I had sex with my girlfriend last night. We did the Alabama Scorcher and she came before the hot sauce ran out”
“Nice.”
“Nice.”
by Bitchintiddies January 7, 2018
Get the alabama scorchermug. The Aganazzar's Scorcher is when you squirt a line of hot sauce across the penis shaft before you go to town on a lady.
"Did you hear about Rebecca? Her boyfriend gave her an Aganazzar's Scorcher and she's been out of work for a week!"
by Aganazzar January 22, 2023
Get the Aganazzar's Scorchermug. by Hickdoodle69 June 1, 2019
Get the Alabama scorchermug.