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Schobag

A warmongering, power-hungry, psychopath who will do anything to climb to the top. The type of person who will lie to your face, or to millions of people! Cut you off in traffic, cheat, steal candy from a baby, etc... May include pedophilia, child sex trafficking, and accessory to murder. One who would enable their "spouse" to rape women and bear a child for purely political reasons. A low down, dirty SCHoBag! (Scab Cunt Hoe Bag)
Speaker 1: Did you just hear all the lies coming outta her mouth!
Speaker 2: Yes I did! That Hillary is such a Schobag!
by Nom de Gear March 30, 2017
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skoobage

v. to feel the need to eat due to marijuana or alcohol consumption; based off the character in Scooby Doo and popular folk belief that he and Shaggy were in fact drug abusers as an explanation for both characters' appetites

n. edible materials for those who are intoxicated on marijuana or alcohol
Oh, man! We's gots to go to Wawa! I'm feeling the need for skoobage!
by fat yoda January 6, 2004
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scoobasteve

To be called s SchoobaSteve is a good thing. It means you slay girls not only on land but underwater. ScoobaSteve's are great at everything and are typically pro gamers.
Bro you such a ScoobaSteve I wish I was like you.
by NotDookels December 11, 2018
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Scoopage

To Obtain something
For one to acquire something
Andrew saw something that he liked and went to get it. Andrew done a Scoopage.

Douglas was at the pool party. He saw a Strawberry Daiquiri for sale. Douglas purchased it. Douglas fulfilled a ‘Scoopage’ on the Strawberry Daiquiri.
by Douglas Pearson July 16, 2022
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scoonage

An often larger than expected bag of the tastiest treats available at Parker's Market in Savannah, GA. The "scoonage" can be found at the center of the store in large clear jars.
Murdoc: Yo Tweezy we need to get that scoonage bro.

Tweezy: scoooooooonage

Shrek: hey man, hit this.
by DirtyFeet February 4, 2009
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Swoobage

The sweat that pools right underneath your boobs.
Sweat + boobage = swoobage
It's so hot out today that I have some serious swoobage!
by melemoo December 11, 2011
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scooba daisy

She was mad I could only Scooba Daisy for 30 seconds at a time, she needed atleast a minute straight to get hers.
by WoodyRichard December 10, 2016
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