scobes

shittiest friend in the world. will do anything it takes to maintain a constantly decaying self-image, yet has very little self-respect.
Who is that passed out in vomit in your doorway?
it's just scobes. he shat himself too. he might be dead.
by ssssssssss1a1 September 09, 2010
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scobeeing

the act of raping someone, or touching without consent
person 1: I got caught scobeeing that chick last night
Person 2: You have the right to remain silent
by BBQsauseOntiddies March 25, 2019
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scobeed

most commonly known as getting raped but also known as fingering someone.
person 1: I done got scobeed

person 2: me too man
person 1: Zoinks
by BBQsauseOntiddies March 25, 2019
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scobe

In Northern Ireland, scobe is used to describe someone who is tight with money and tries to get whatever they can for free
you're a scobe for picking that money off the ground
i'm going to try and scobe a free pint off him
by GM January 29, 2004
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Scobes

Social underclass of people who believe the following:
1. Tracksuits are a suitable alternative to proper pants
2. Other peoples cars are fair game for taking
3. Getting pregnant at 14 is cool
4. Moustaches can be grown from the age of 12 without looking ridiculous
Ah man, that part of town is full of scobes
by Miscusername November 23, 2007
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scobe

Low level gang member, or punk. Also noted as the typical Guard by Terry prachett. They attack the hero of the piece one at a time, instead of overpowering him with their superior numbers. A Scobe is no the lowest of people, but is the most common, useless muck. A Scobe has no great abilities at all. Numerous Scones are identical, and all fail to achieve anything without the direction of their leader. (who or whatever the leader migth be)
No don't get up you stupid scobe, you're on the ground for a reason!
by red December 16, 2004
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Scobing

When a car is so low that when maneuvering over a Speedbump, it makes a scoring sound, similar to "Scooobbbeee"
Scobe!.... Scobe!.... "Awww sirrr you hear that Scobing?"
by Scobin September 16, 2012
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