scoobered

scoobered means been drunk or been stonned

oi mate my head spinning

lol mate your scoobered

by jack watson February 27, 2008

scabby cunt

A noun used to describe shameful or despicable people. they are most commonly known or recognized for frequently and repeatedly" forgetting their wallets or purses". "SCABBY CUNTS" will be constantly needing something or somethings from someone else to achieve their own survival. the very presence of such a scab will commonly cause anger and distrust to surface immediately from within a decent human. they can also be referred to as the second lowest human life form on planet earth. Placing second, only tochild molesters orrapists.

That jibby piper, he has stolen something from everyone. He is such a "SCABBY CUNT"

by AYOFROMWAYO April 20, 2017

Scabba

going big dick

"Alright guys, it's time to go full scabba on this boss" - Asmongold

by Scabba November 27, 2022

wang scabbard

a place for storing one's wang in between battles.

Your mom is a total wang scabbard.

by Vulva Hammer April 12, 2010

Scabby Dick

When the man you've been f™cling suddenly has a rugbirn appear on his dick and you know you didn't put it there!!! At that point say "If it hurt that bad -and it must have- why didn't you stop? You don't feel that shit? Let that shit heal...take a break" and then their dick shrinks up.

When you ask your man this question after finding out he's been cheating...."how's your dick coming along, scabby dick?" And he responds"it's fine, thank you."

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ February 9, 2019

BOUTTA SCOOB

When a man accidentally busts a nut in a girl whilst saying "RUH ROH RAGGY!" In a Scooby doo voice.

"Aye yo I'm boutta Scoob this bitch"
"Who the fuck put BOUTTA SCOOB in the chat?"

by Jonchman June 16, 2018

Scabby willy

A crispy, flaky penis often with a very tough forskin.

Laura- "I had sex with Dylan last night, he has a Scabby Willy"
Possum- "Oh no, so does Dan. Did you chew it off?"
Laura- "I tried, his foreskin was so leathery though, it even has warts"

by Toss pot March 2, 2008