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To get truly Schwifty, it’s not just taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor. It’s also getting high, drunk, and fucked at the same time. Whenever your at a party you just want to get Schwifty to have the best fucking time of your life. When your Schwifty your alway so horny and crossed. You haven’t lived unless you’ve gotten Schwifty.
Morty: “Hey Rick can you teach me how to get Schwifty?”
Rick: “ (drunken burp) Morty if you want to get Schwifty you need to stop being such a fucking pussy and learn to party.”
Rick: “ (drunken burp) Morty if you want to get Schwifty you need to stop being such a fucking pussy and learn to party.”
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“Wait, you want us to randomly have Rick and Morty sing for their lives?..uhh….how does Schwifty sound?” - the producer of Rick and Morty
“…Holy shit, you’re a fucking genius!” - whichever fucking studio owns Rick and Morty
“…Holy shit, you’re a fucking genius!” - whichever fucking studio owns Rick and Morty
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