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Schweded

The act of forwarding on an email to a recipient that was definitely not intended to receive said email. Forwarded email generally contains derogatory information or comments about the recipient.
To be truly Schweded or recieving a Schweding the sender has to give zero f's when confronted about the forwarding
I was sick of him emailing me about his issues with Beth so I SCHWEDED him and forwarded her his latest email for comment. or
He has been schweding me for months forwarding all of my emails about Marty straight to him
by The Schwedes October 8, 2017
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schwergeneuser

a word used to describe people that r even above genius
The author is a schwergeneuser.
by Haninja April 14, 2018
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schwerpsing

to talk to the opposite sex in a manner in which your intention is to get them to like you enough to go on a date with you
Hi mate, fancy going out schwerpsing tonight in a few bars?
It was a hard night schwerpsing those girls!
by theicemancommeth August 5, 2009
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the schweede

a flaming homosexual Jewish soap maker who enjoys taking male anal virginity with perfect landings inside the asshole
The Schweede has taken my anal virginity with his explosive ejaculate corkscrew penis on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.
by anal expositions April 6, 2015
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schwerer gustav

The single largest cannon ever built and used in history. Designed by Krupp Industries it was used during WWII by the Nazi's only against the Russians.

The Scwerer Gustav is classified as a Supercannon, measuring at a whoping 800mm Calibur, it could only be transported on a double set of rail tracks (also making it a railway gun).

It could punch through 15 meters of Concrete and 5 meters of solid metal armor. Unfortunately it was destroyed near the end of the war to prevent capture. One of its' shells is on display in a Polish war museam.

A second gun "Dora" was also built but dismantled, and a third was planned by never started.
That is some BIGASS MUTHA FUCKIN GUN -

Ja, es ist Schwerer Gustav, eine Ubergun -
by CommandoDude March 24, 2008
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SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

The type of weed that makes you want to sit on your ass forever.
Dude im gonna quit my job and sity on this here couch forever because i just smoked some SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS
by EROCK!@@% February 5, 2010
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schwerps

To dodge or avoid a sticky, unwanted or embarrassing situation, usually at the last second.

Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.
"Oh my GOD! Guess who I saw in town last night?"
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".

"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."
by kylere May 10, 2012
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