Nearly any utterance of—or an utterance made in the mode of—David Schweikert, Republican Congressman of Arizona, who is the biggest douchebag in the 115th U.S. Congress.
An unaccomplished congressman who has never passed a piece of legislation and who spawns Indivisible groups the way Anthony Weiner generates dickpics, Schweikert couches shitty, selfish proposals in simpering, apparently compassionate language. A Schweiky way of speaking often suggests we should fuck over other people for their own good. A Schweiky statement thus combines a reactionary proposition with a performance of compassion.
More generally, any conservative, white, male pissant that fabricates lies for cash.
An unaccomplished congressman who has never passed a piece of legislation and who spawns Indivisible groups the way Anthony Weiner generates dickpics, Schweikert couches shitty, selfish proposals in simpering, apparently compassionate language. A Schweiky way of speaking often suggests we should fuck over other people for their own good. A Schweiky statement thus combines a reactionary proposition with a performance of compassion.
More generally, any conservative, white, male pissant that fabricates lies for cash.
At a particularly Schweiky moment, he suggested that he only rejects feminism to the extent that he honors women.
If I may be allowed to be Schweiky for a moment, *all* lives matter.
If I may be allowed to be Schweiky for a moment, *all* lives matter.
by Dorothy Hale June 10, 2017
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2. An enlightened being with a physical
chromosomal mutation.
2. An enlightened being with a physical
chromosomal mutation.
by face86 December 21, 2008
Get the Schwei mug.Someone with a goofy demeanor who is wonderfully talented in football-does great assists and delivers superb freekicks. Has a male other-half named poldi and pulling pranks on each other are what they do best. Has an excellent seemingly diplomatic relationship with at least one female chancellor. His smile could be the highlight of your day. In reference to Bastian Schweinsteiger, german ultimate best central midfielder of World Cup 2010. A most suitable candidate for captaincy, if ever the Ballack-Lahm feud doesn't resolve.
1. That ball boy wouldn't have scored so early if it wasn't for that brilliant corner..our no7 is a real schweini!
2. Look at those two, holding hands..awww. They should be crowned schweini & poldi of the year.
2. Look at those two, holding hands..awww. They should be crowned schweini & poldi of the year.
by smittenbyschweini August 19, 2010
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After smokin' that L he was schwibbed
Yo anybody else got sugar crystals on their face or am i the only one schwibbed to the nibbs yo?
That couch looks comfortable enough for schwibbing
If i do another line ill be schwibbed to the nibbs
Yo anybody else got sugar crystals on their face or am i the only one schwibbed to the nibbs yo?
That couch looks comfortable enough for schwibbing
If i do another line ill be schwibbed to the nibbs
by Tommy Nobel August 18, 2010
Get the Schwibb mug.Sort of like a sugar daddy, but for high school girls and boys. He loves making weird noises, and just overall being very strange. He hates it when Eeloii farts in his classroom.
by Finalsarecomingup January 10, 2019
Get the Schreib daddy mug.The most solid performance from a central midfielder at World Cup 2010. Also the future star of Brazil 2014. Bayern Mnich midfielder that rapes and gets the job done.
by schweini August 4, 2010
Get the Bastian Schweinsteiger mug.The swear word Schweinepriester is used to describe people for whom one feels rejection and contempt. The Brothers Grimm dictionary states that the word Schweinpriester or pig priest means "an unclean or foul-mouthed person.
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