Man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schwank.
by Nate and Chris October 7, 2007

by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019

Extremely high spirits leading to intoxication from drugs or alcohol; exhilarated or confused by alcohol; crunked; blizted
by Trista February 21, 2005

Synonymous to classy. From an early bicyle manufacturing company named Schwank. These were upscale bicycles around the 1940's. Expensive, flashy, and painted bright red with white lettering of the word "schwank". those lucky children who could afford these bikes were known as schwanks. The noun eventually transcended to become a verb when people began comparing something classy to Schwank bikes; schwanky.
by Ryan C. Martin June 25, 2007

by jeff wode May 8, 2004

by Kansasgirl January 21, 2009

girl: yo. what up?
guy: did it hurt when you fell? you know, the fall from heaven? cuz girl, you must be an angel.
girl: nah, i'm just schwank that's all.
guy: did it hurt when you fell? you know, the fall from heaven? cuz girl, you must be an angel.
girl: nah, i'm just schwank that's all.
by barT May 2, 2003
