schwank

the upper mid grade of marijuana bud that can be found for reasonable prices.

Man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schwank.

by Nate and Chris October 7, 2007

Schwanked

To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.

Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!

by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019

schwanked

Extremely high spirits leading to intoxication from drugs or alcohol; exhilarated or confused by alcohol; crunked; blizted

We are going to get so schwanked on spring break!!!!

by Trista February 21, 2005

schwank

Synonymous to classy. From an early bicyle manufacturing company named Schwank. These were upscale bicycles around the 1940's. Expensive, flashy, and painted bright red with white lettering of the word "schwank". those lucky children who could afford these bikes were known as schwanks. The noun eventually transcended to become a verb when people began comparing something classy to Schwank bikes; schwanky.

Why is Billy driving that busted Jeep Pacer? What ever happened to his Schwanky Audi?

by Ryan C. Martin June 25, 2007

schwank

a sexual act combining defication with masturbation

"i'm off to the loo for a schwank.... shan't be long"

by jeff wode May 8, 2004

Schwanke

In some languages means Penis. And also is a dirty magazine in Germany.

Did you see the new Schwanke magazine?

by Kansasgirl January 21, 2009

schwank

someone who is super hot.
like a radiator.

girl: yo. what up?

guy: did it hurt when you fell? you know, the fall from heaven? cuz girl, you must be an angel.

girl: nah, i'm just schwank that's all.

by barT May 2, 2003