Schwab

a Crazy stalker.

That Schwab won't leave me alone!

by Towarnu January 1, 2010

Schwab

(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.

(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)

(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.

slut whore loose schwab

by Smokin Ice Cube February 14, 2009

Schwab Puppets

All the WEF gangsters from Davos, Schweiz in this global conspiracy to bring in the great reset or the NWO.

Trudeau and Macron, and Zelenzkyi…. they are all a bunch of Schwab Puppets!

by Nanabozhoo March 15, 2022

Patrick Schwastey

When you are so drunk and wasted you start to feel like you are a ghost. Just like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

Dude, after that 8th shot of tequila I was so Patrick Schwastey.

by Wastey Face January 7, 2011

schwab

n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.

"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."

by catastrophysics September 1, 2008

schwab

A girl version of the douche bag

Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!

by Wesd March 4, 2008

schwans man

Today's version of the milk man. Delivering delicious frozen goodies to urban families everywhere. Usually delivers different forms of ice cream, breakfast foods, or other forms of frozen treats such as hot pockets (knock offs of course, but still awesome) and different kinds of frozen, microwaveable sandwiches.

He drives a huge ass tan colored delivery truck with doors all over it and a big picture of a swan painted on the side.

He also carries a little calculator looking hand computer that he presses buttons on with a pen and makes cool "beep beep boop boop beep" sounds.

The schwans man is here! Time to get some of those badass frozen toaster waffles and steak and egg biscuits!

by Rale May 15, 2008