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schuber

"hey look there ma! My cow took a big schuber on my foot!"
by sarah broach yahh January 27, 2009
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schuberth

The exact opposite of a Giga Chad, he is a small and frail man who is sussy. Also known as Jack
"Omg knock it off schuberth"
by Frodobabbo April 30, 2021
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Schubert

A poor sports play or error, or a poor player.
That throw to third was horrible! A total schubert!

This schubert's gonna strike out, he always does.
by Patroklos July 3, 2012
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Schubert Syndrome

The syndrome that can only be born with. There is nothing physically wrong with the human, but they're fucking idiots. Very few people like them. To be born with Schubert syndrome, they need to be the second youngest child of a family with 4 children. They have 2 brothers and 1 sister. They're selfish and dick heads.
Man: Hey, does that person have Schubert Syndrome?
Woman: I think so, lets go check.
*walks over to the subject*
Woman: Hey, do you have 2 brothers and 1 sister?
Subject: wtf how do you know
Man: And do you happen to be the second youngest child in your family?
Subject: you guys are creeping me out
Man and woman: Oh well, sucks to be you
by Chaarons May 17, 2021
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Justin Schubert

A short and fat boy with little man syndrome that bitches about Kahoot names and gets butthurt at anything. Spits sunflower seeds everyday and gets a step stool to get into his white low Ford Taurus.
Hey do you know Justin Schubert? Yeah he’s a dumbass
by Pussy53851718 February 28, 2020
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Joane Cardinal Schubert Highschool

“Yo you like go to Joane cardinal Schubert highschool
“No”
by I eat dog chocolate March 8, 2025
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Joane Cardinal Schubert Highschool

“Yo you like go to Joane cardinal Schubert highschool
“No”
by I eat dog chocolate March 8, 2025
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