schtuu

(noun/pronoun) Used to codify or conceal any other noun of strategic importance.

(verb) To schtuu: to mix/congeal/masticate/taste/ponder/think about/consider. to grow ripe or to let mature. to leave in the crock pot for further schtuuing. To be hung-up on or to obsess about.

Bro, my grundle's been schtuuing all day.

Bro, is this chili good, or should it schtuu longer?

You wanna get involved with this schtuu?

I've been schtuuing her proposition over and over in my mind.

how about we take care of that schtuu, and then go to the show.

this situation's getting schtuu-y. I'm out.

I've been schtuuing on her since 10th grade.

Try some of my schtuu. It's good for you.

Schtuff. Schtuu, whatever.

by gatsnackman April 16, 2011

schlud

an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples

Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

schtup

(v) To have sex. Pron "Shtoop" ("oo" as in "book") This word is of Yiddish origin. Of note, one never schtups someone else...two people schtup (together).

"What are they doing up there?" "I think they're schtupping!"

by Doc Lightning September 27, 2005

schtüping

1. (v) To fuck, often referring to who some one else is sleeping with.

" 'She's just a friend'---my ass! Oh yeah--He's schtüping her."

by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

schudel

1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery

-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!

by alanman September 21, 2008

schudel

1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery

Origin:
There exists an ex-girlfriend who bares the name of Schudel, and has an irrationally grown bush.

-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!

by alanman September 22, 2008

schmuddlapp

A garden variety chump. One capable of mild competence at best.

schmoot

Bink wanted to break that schmuddlapp's pixely neck.

by Schmarzen March 17, 2004