schtoom

a word one uses when wishing someone to just shut up already

SCHTOOM WAIF!!!!! (see definition of waif)

by schaffy February 20, 2005

shtoomper

noun A multi-purpose mild insult, quite often making a comparison to male genitalia or the anus. Similarly it can liken an individual to an idiot or foolish person.

Where is it? It's up my shtoomper!
I balanced this on my shtoomper for a laugh.
He's a total shtoomper!
What a shtoomper!

by The Sands of Time December 2, 2011

Schloompked

Being in a state of enhanced emotions and altered mental state due to the effect of drugs or by other means.

Last night I got so schloompked, I ate 17 packets of biscuits

by Fishlegs11 July 15, 2011

schtooped

To be fucked, either sexually or by being in a bad situation. Past tense of schtoop.

She got schtooped hardcore by her boyfriend on prom night.

I owe $1200 and I'm broke, I'm totally schtooped!

by Munster June 11, 2006

schtoops

Can mean anything from 'fucking' or 'to fuck', but is becoming just an exclamatory word(such as, in place of saying 'Wow!' or 'Oh my!'). Also used in place of 'cool' or when there just isn't anything better so say, and you want a conversation to end. Usually pronounced in a very long and drawn out way.

"I don't care who Michael schtoops on his own time."
or
"Hey Lindzko look at this Whopper Jr. I ordered with extra cheese."
"SchtOOOOps!!"
or
"Hey Lindzko I just failed my rocket science final, so now I'm going to kill myself."
"...schtoops..."

by Linkzo April 20, 2006

schloomp

1) The mating call of the legendary sex plunger

*schloomp*....*schloomp*..........*schlooooomp*

by ::Odd:: May 30, 2005

schwoomple

Some random word I commented on youtube in 2019

Used as an adjective.
“You’re schwoomple, right?” “ ‘Undertale - Funniest Names’ by josse13579 on youtube.”

by Cran_brry July 25, 2021