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scraping wallpaper

A term used as a replacement to "masturbation". Used to keep others in the dark.
Nancy: "So what did you do last night?"
Bob: "I was scraping wallpaper"
Nancy: "O yeah? Where?"
Bob: "In my room"
by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008
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schralp

v.,n.,adj.(sh'ralp) To aggressively negotitate terrain using any manner of vehicle. schralped, schralper, schralping, schralpingest
1. Did you see Hermann Maier schralp that gnar line down the super g course?

2. The Hermannator was schralping before he flipped out going 4 billion.
by Dkwhad August 31, 2006
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Scraping the glue

The act of scraping crusty semen off the underside of a desk belonging to a former co-worker whose constant masturbation got them fired.
Margot watched in horror as Mike started scraping the glue from Jason’s old desk.
by VapersAgainstGuns69 October 3, 2019
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Scalpin

A man in his 20s with horrendous male pattern baldnes and flat out refuses to do anything about it. The look of said early balding pleb is so offensive everyone wants to buy them a toupee or chip in for a hair transplant
Have you seen that scalpin over there, God above the light reflecting off his balding head is blinding me!
I bet his Mrs is with him out of sympathy.
by Nallersboy123 November 2, 2023
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gut scraping

Gut scraping is a term used for a very deep fisted vagina,the hand can be pushed so far into the recipient that the fist can been seen to bw scraping the inner wall of the epidermis.
my shoulder muscle is killing me mate

why ?
i had this proper loose chick last night and she could only come if i was gut scraping her,i thought a wristing would be enough but no no no she had a large caverous clunge.
by Adam the definer ! July 6, 2015
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Scraping Scalps

Similar to Snatching Wigs, it's the extra UMPH. It's when I wig is snatched so fiercely, quickly, and with such unrepentant prejudice, that the hoes clutch their pearls and hold tightly onto their lacefronts when said scalp-scraper enters the room so that they may be able to hold onto their Remy for another week.
The fact that Adele can outsell all other artists while sitting on her chair shows that snatching wigs can be done my many artists, but scraping scalps is an artform.
by SlayerOfTheSystem October 19, 2011
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Scraping the popcorn ceiling

A job so unpleasant, that no one wants to do.
Boring work.
Hard work, time consuming job.
... let’s those newbies scraping the popcorn ceiling!
... the salary is great , but all the work There is like scraping the popcorn ceiling...
by The Brazilient October 5, 2021
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