schpweef

When a female sharts and queefs at the same time and a little pee comes out.

usually caused by excitement or being startled.

When donna saw a out of control tweeker coming towards her. It caused her to schpweef.

I sometimes wear adult diapers due to my uncontrollable schpweefing.

by joppyslow August 30, 2013

Schweef

When your man pubes are completely grown out, and you smack your bitch in the face with them. To your discontent, your pubes get caught on her snaffle tooth, sending your entire bush into her mouth

Damn Dalton, did you totally Schweef Casey?

by BIGDCK October 28, 2014

Schmeef

The username of someone on the Internet who hates the current definitions

Why is Schmeef crying?

by Spooky_wa January 2, 2021

schpeener

Someone black, polish or an idiot.

Shayne is a schpeener

by PeterBirnie August 15, 2021

schpee

Schpee (noun) - A small pipe used for marijuana.

"Yo, pass th' schpee, G"

by Zeflin April 11, 2007

Schleef

Schleef is a male version of queef. AKA a penis fart.

I told Josh that when that chick was done blowing me I schleefed on her cheek.

by RickyAwesome August 1, 2009

schpeeling

1. The action of speaking quickly with much energy.
2. The action of imparting Interesting information.

see schpeel
see schpeeler
see schpeeled

1. She had the habit of schpeeling all day long.
2. We were all wiser after hearing him schpeeling to his friend on the phone.

by Schpeeler May 28, 2003