The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing
An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.
Most likely more than you can handle
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing
An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.
Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!
Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
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The social awkward teacher that plays disc golf, has lousy jokes, is a bit fruity at times, wears plaid and different colored socks. He also talks about how hot his wife is all the time and has a broken shoulder.
Mr.Scheyeder is definitely gay.
Mr.Scheyder's disc is named banana pudding.
Mr.Scheyder carpools kids for free.
Mr.Scheyder says depressed jokes all the time.
Mr.Scheyder listens to depressing yet gay songs repeatedly.
Mr.Scheyeder stands like an eight-month pregnant mom.
Mr.Scheyder is emotionally attached to his discs smh.
Mr.Scheyder is definitely cheating on his wife with banana pudding, I see them during class, he thinks he's slick.
Mr.Scheyder is such a socially awkward teacher smh.
Mr.Scheyder's disc is named banana pudding.
Mr.Scheyder carpools kids for free.
Mr.Scheyder says depressed jokes all the time.
Mr.Scheyder listens to depressing yet gay songs repeatedly.
Mr.Scheyeder stands like an eight-month pregnant mom.
Mr.Scheyder is emotionally attached to his discs smh.
Mr.Scheyder is definitely cheating on his wife with banana pudding, I see them during class, he thinks he's slick.
Mr.Scheyder is such a socially awkward teacher smh.
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Get the schley mug.A strange characer of infalliable knowledge. A beacon of hope for the teachers and governing staff of his school. Not to be confused with the german Michael Schumacker of the same name. ORIGINAL PRANKSTER. Often found hacking into government servers, has synthesised an antidote to the FBI's feared 'hacker to sleep' injection.
Youve bin shoey'd!!
That was a shoey like stunt
Dont feed animals gas,your not shoey!
Your the next urban terrorist/shoey
That was a shoey like stunt
Dont feed animals gas,your not shoey!
Your the next urban terrorist/shoey
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Emily: Hi my name is Emily!
Ron: Hi my name is Ron.
Ron: "What the f---!"
Emily strips clothes off and immediately starts viscously sucking and slurping Ron's majestic steed Cock
Emily: Ayy man, Jamarcus betta not play me like dat nigga
Ron: Damn, your such a fucking Schoettelkotte.
Ron: Hi my name is Ron.
Ron: "What the f---!"
Emily strips clothes off and immediately starts viscously sucking and slurping Ron's majestic steed Cock
Emily: Ayy man, Jamarcus betta not play me like dat nigga
Ron: Damn, your such a fucking Schoettelkotte.
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