scheddy

You know.... short for schedule.

"Hey man, what's yer scheddy lookin like this weekend?"

"Wiiiiiiiiiiiiide open..."

"Schweeeeeet"

by Pappyrhino November 5, 2012

Schroeder

A Schroeder is a penile erection that is so taut, so skin tight, that it stretches the skin on your forehead.

Dude, that girl gave me a Schroeder so bad my forehead hurt!

by DigitalR3x November 27, 2015

Schmedlap

A derisive term coined in the mid-1970's indicating the person was an idiot, geek, or loser.

Nice move, Schmedlap. You've managed to screw up the order again.

by The God of Grammar July 18, 2016

schodrow shuffle

when you put abuse on your body by using high grade meth for at least 9 or 10 days straight with out sleeping, causing your body movements to shuffle and prance around when trying to walk with beautiful facial movement and flailing your arms all over the place.

1.) larry '' what the fuck is that guy doing over there? looks like tweaker ballet!''
shelly ''no that's jason doing the schodrow shuffle!''
2.) joe '' i need to get some good gak?!''
destin ''call over to dottys! marc and victor can help.''
joe ''they got the kill?''
destin ''fuck ya , they were doing the schodrow shuffle all over the place flailing from one video poker machine to another and winning! made me jones just looking at them!''
joe ''come on let's go! don't you want to schodrow shuffle too?''

by Markie_Marc May 3, 2018

schroeder

The word is used as a noun or a verb. To schroeder someone is to buttfuck a dead man. And a schroeder is a sick perverted

Kelly: Your going to have to schroeder him really fast.
Cyle: Ya I know I see someone coming!

Kelsie: I hate this kid, he's always touching my vag.
Tom: Wow what a schroeder.

by ConnerUnitNeverTangos June 27, 2009

shoedog

The term ‘Shoedog’ is an industry slang name given to a veteran of the footwear industry. Someone who has dedicated their life to selling shoes is sometimes referred to as “an old shoedog”

Al Bundy is an old Shoedog

by American cobbler January 22, 2016

Schroedinger's turd

The dilemma of flushing the toilet with a closed lid; there is a 50% chance that the turd is still present. The turd is equally alive and dead, until somebody lifts the lid.

'I've just flushed a big one; I fear the paradox of Schroedinger's turd'

by CJV August 27, 2012