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blocher, kakker, schnorrer

An irresponsible and garrulous busybody who constantly offers unsolicited and self-serving advice and suggestions. The blocher/kakker/schnorrer is spring-loaded to invite himself (or herself) (un-invited) into one's life, usually with overtones of boisterous dependancy, implying that his (or her) hapless host has obligations to include him (or her) in a variety of activities in which someone else will pay the bill. As an invited (even if self-invited) guest, the blocher/kakker/schorrer will behave as a flamboyant and irresponsibly generous host... until the bill is presented, at which time he (or she) will demonstrate virtuso skill at check-fumbling.
He or she is a blocher/kakker/schnorrer who, unless driven off by relentless whacks with a stick, will disembowel the vitals of another's life. See my definition of "greaseball" to flesh out the picture more fully. To get the straight scoop on just about everything, check out the glossary on my web site at www.squarf.com.
by squarf March 2, 2004
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schnozer

A schnozer is a person who blows their nose in public (with or without a handkerchief).
Look at that disgusting schnozer, he just blew his nose in public!
by Rand M June 19, 2011
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schwörer

The schwörers are schwöring because in Germany you schwear and Not swear so yeah. Schwöring is an Action and a schwörer is schwöring.
Ohmygod Jesus fucking Christ!
-Sophia, Stop Schwöring! Your are such a schwörer
by Schwörer03021 December 28, 2016
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Schorer

When combined with the first name "Ryan" it makes the ultimate gay name combination
I got bummed by Ryan Schorer the other day.....
by Mr Schorer 69 September 4, 2018
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Tony "mel" Schworer

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.
Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.
by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024
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