Schnitzel

an austrian female.

term is better used by foreigners when talking about pretty and short skirted german or austrian girls.
usually used in combo with "bratwurst", term that defines german/austrian males...

- dude, look at that schniztel!
- omg she's gorgeous!

- no schnitzels in this disco... i can only see bratwursts! let's move elsewhere.

by berajustgothomefromwien November 21, 2010

Schnitzel

A euphemism for a set of words used to amplify someone's emotions.
Frequently used to replace any curse word. Originated from the German language

"What a Schnitzel"
"Schnitzel!!"
"The day turned out to be a Schnitzel"

by Ivon A. September 29, 2020

Schnitzel

A group of small tiny pieces of things

After I got a haircut, I was covered hair schnitzels.

by January 10, 2023

Schnitzel

A word you say to convey that you are in a predicament. Basically the same thing as "in a pickle", but instead of pickle you say schnitzel.

I am in a real schnitzel right now, I can't decide whether to have schnitzel or chicken wings for dinner!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 5, 2021

Schnitzel

The piece of meat between the penis/vagina and the asshole. It is named that way because it is beaten with eggs during fornication.

HER:
my schnitzel is still sore from my date with Mike the other day

by eynal May 9, 2019

schnitzel

When one penis is inserted inside another penis through the japseye. it is often known for being used in Austria. It comes from an austrian legend where they had farms with a breed of animals that that mated by using this type of sex.

A gay man: "Wouldn't it be fun if we could do it properly??"
His partner: "You want to schnitzel?!?"

by kidUrban June 1, 2010

A Schnitzel

When you feel extremely strong or tough like Arnold Schwarzenegger

A: Dude I just did an insane workout and I feel like a schnitzel!

B: What’s a schnitzel?
A: You know, the body builder? Arnold Schwarzenegger! I feel like him! I feel like a schnitzel!

by ToeCracker777 April 23, 2021