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schlittle

girl: lemme see your schlong
boy: ok, here
girl: Ahaha! that's more of a schlittle!!!
*boy runs away*
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
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schmitke

Boss ass Mexican bitch !!! Her last name might be German but she's is a OG Mexican . A Schmitke can fuck u nice and good. They also like Abduls
Abdul: I only fuck a Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly

Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke
by Badboyjohnny_ June 4, 2016
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Schnickenrickenfracken

A mumbled phrase that is quietly uttered by someone displaying semi-humourous mild displeasure or minor annoyance.

Probably inspired by animated dog anti-hero Muttley. His annoyance at never being awarded a medal in Catch The Pigeon was displayed by a similar sulky outburst.
Nap: "Morning gorgeous, do you fancy coffee in bed?

Jo: "Awww good shit babe - that'd be super-spunky! Waaah - I've got no milk though!

Nap: "No probs honey, I'll nip out and pick some up from the shop... schnickenrickenfracken..."
by Nap August 11, 2004
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Schnikey

An exclamatory term, used when surprised, excited, or anything in between!
You’re fired.”
“Oh, schnikey!”
by Terry-Ann & Martha December 5, 2018
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schnickerdoodle

After eating jalapeños, I got ring sting on my schnickerdoodle!
by Renegro.de.AnthonyNM December 3, 2020
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Schlitterbahn

Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
by Jsneezy June 10, 2009
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Holy Schnikes

A non-cursing expression of amazement and/or surprise.

(It's pronounced schnaik-ees, not schnaiks.)
Holy schnikes, Fedor Emelianenko is raping Brock Lesnar! And not just figuratively, he's actually raping him/it!
by Oselius July 16, 2009
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