Schlitterbahn

Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.

1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."

by Jsneezy June 10, 2009

Schwitter

A Swiss-German name, indicating a supreme level of sophistication and coolness.

"Wow, that guy over there is supremely sophisticated and cool. He must be a Schwitter."

by delightfulcrab June 11, 2008

schnitzlered

Being drunk beyond normal human capacitance. Past black-out stage. Possibly in combination with substances. Most likely waking up 16 hours after incident having no recollection of previous engagements. Unwilling to lift body from bed for the following 24 hours.

After that handle of vodka and plate of hash brownies last night, I was so schnitzlered I couldn't make it into work the next two days!!

by Raspy Barnickle July 13, 2010

Schlittler

(noun) German derived term involving a male on the receiving end of a double penetration sex act.

Cody's asshole is red raw from the Schlittler he received from the two Quadroon's upstairs.

by Bruce Pellitt February 26, 2008

john schnatter-face

When a girl's face straight up looks like Papa John's founder John Schnatter, no matter how killer her body is.

"That girl has a a sick booty but she got a wicked case of John Schnatter-face!"

by xavierrenegadeangel February 25, 2015

schnitzer

Deliberate defilement of one's meal at a restaurant after complaining to the waiter.

Julie complained about the fettuccine Alfredo and got a schnitzer plate instead.

by Leodog August 19, 2013

Schlitterfaced

When someone visits Schlitterbahn of New Braunfels, the largest water park in the USA, and gets drunk at one of their many swim up bars. I.e. shitfaced

The kids wanted to go around in the crystal river all day, so I got Schlitterfaced.

by Sshhhhhhh July 27, 2015