schnergs

plural of schnerg (aka. schnergburgler) literally meaning someone who, despite good intentions, is just not up to par.
(the surest sign of a schnerg is someone who does not realize they are one)

damn! that Simon and Beth are so annoying... i mean, they're nice enough, I guess, but they're total schnergs!

by gnomeking October 24, 2005

schnerk

The process of performing a sexual act that is executed by a man standing above a woman who places his testicles between her breasts. While she squeezes them together, locking them in place, the man then spins around, twisting his balls like a rope. The act then finishes with the women releasing her grip, spinning the testicles around until they return to their natural formation.

I can't wait to schnerk those huge tees.
That was a great schnerk session.
Robert schnerked Dr. CL and lost his scholarship

by oohmmamma November 17, 2009

schneriously

that which is seriously to the extreme.

that new lamp is schneriously jawesome.

by craig m September 21, 2005

Schnerbader

A white substance used for many things such as a tampon, a guitar, and a missile. It's always there for you.

Craig's schnerbader had babies now he's a grandad

by Gravy boat balls June 27, 2016

Schnerdly

Adj: a word used to describe something/somebody that you have forgotten the name of - instead of saying 'thing'

"i'm looking for that schnerdly (bungee cord) that I used to hold the suitcases to the roofrack"

Bad example I know but you get the idea...

by Stephen Lawes December 30, 2008

schner

a person you do not like

what up schner?

by boston t. party May 21, 2003

Schnerb

A person or thing that is ridiculously cute and may result in cuteness overload. Something that gives you an irresistible feeling of happiness and joy, like seeing a puppy and kitty play together.

Nat was such a schnerb when she asked for the last piece of candy after the movie date.

The semi-truck that drove by with no trailer was giving major schnerb energy.

by Wayn3 May 9, 2023