schmuggen

A word used as a nickname for a small animal. (mostly pets, e.g. dogs, cats, etc.)
plural - schmuggens

This little schmuggen eats a hell of a lot of food for his size.
I rescued these little schmuggens from a box on the side of a road!

by CloudMonkey June 13, 2022

schmugoed

When an unfortunte event occurs thats not your fault and have no control over the outcome, and are disadvantaged.

I got schmugoed last time I went shopping as my wife said we had milk but my son drank it without telling anyone, thats a double Schumgoe!!

by bagsjamesvh April 19, 2017

Schmudge

Schmudge is a disgusting word. Nothing else.

Person 1: "typing schmudge"
Person 2: Dude wtf is that word. Thats the most disgusting shit ive ever heard. Just by hearing that shit makes the world a much shitter place. LIKE WHO THE FUCK DESIDED THAT SCHMUDGE WOULD BE A GOOD WORD IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY. IM NOT EVEN SURE THAT SCHMUDGE IS A FUCKING QUALIFIED WORD. FUCK U AND UR FUCKING SCHMUDGIN SHIT.

by Vix69420 November 8, 2021

Schmuged

Blacked out drunk.

Dude you were totally schmuged last night!

by Snatemonster February 19, 2018

SCHMAGGET

A person who is a faggot and looks super gay.

guy 1: YOUR A SCHMAGGET!
guy2: schmaggot?
guys 1: NO SCHMAGGET!

guy 2: WHAT?!?!?!?!
guy 1: your a faggot and look super gay.

by JoHutch March 2, 2010

Shmugged

When you have been mugged then proced to get shit thrown at you

'when i got shmugged the other day i got so much shit in my mouth'

by TheBigNick February 9, 2022

schmurgen

a word used in positive confirmation of information, similar to affirmative.

Also used as a means of confirming comprehension of such information.

Jenny performs oral sex on Bjorn and when she finishes she wants to know if Bjorn enjoyed it, so Jenny says, "Schmurgen?" and in response Bjorn says,"Schmurgen."

by Schmurgen March 1, 2009