Schmonfarht

From what seems to be but am unsure of "brothers girlfriend"

My brothers girlfriend is Schmonfarht

by TheBoogyman November 13, 2007

Schmunday

An extra day between Sunday and Monday. A day whose sole purpose is to facilitate recovery from the weekend and prepare people for a week of doing things they dont want to.

Thank Schmah, it's Schmunday!

by Schmah March 20, 2011

Schwonda

A large woman that has sex toys and low expectations for a daughter

Schwonda has a large variety of toy

by Chad Rawls June 30, 2018

Schlondage

The amount of electricity generated by a potato battery. 1 schlondage is equivalent to 2 amps (A). The unit symbol for schlondage (j) is a lowercase j. It also means the general amount of schlondage.

I generated 3 schlonds.

You need more schlondage.

I have high schlondage.

by Forestyforestforest March 13, 2026

Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020