King Schmoke Schmoke

A person who never shares a dart. Doesn’t belong in Riff Boys, maybe fits in Hills Boys tho.

“Roll us one King Schmoke Schmoke?”

Anton: “...”

by Pizzaboy696969 April 26, 2019

Schmaked

Getting drunk, or the act of drunkenness

Tyler was so schmacked last night that his teeth hurt. PBA I'm schmacked! Let's get schmaked

by Dawgman1 April 21, 2017

Schmokes

1. Hilarious word used by the 1950s greasers and even some under-educated contemporaries in a failed bid to use diversity when describing a cigarette.

1. Hey fellas', let's light up a schmoke!

2. Oi blad your sister gonna get us any schmokes?

by Definitely not McGee October 17, 2008

Schmoned

Combo on Smoke and stoned, the "ch" is just for fun

I got so schmoned last night

by Sassy Schmoner May 27, 2012

Schmocked

To be 'schmocked' literally means to be high or intoxicated due to the consumption of marajuana.

'Last night I was really schmocked off that weed'

by Mikeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 6, 2012

SCHMOOKED

-to make a joke by confusing your friends into thinking it means something else

It can also mean: Schmidt + Spook= Schmooked

My friend Schmidt got Schmooked hard by Dave.

by WIllyNIllyDiddley March 18, 2019

Schmoke

The act of getting your penis sucked by a girl

Yoo I just got schmoked by my girlfriend’s sister !!!

by basicbren May 21, 2018