Ass Schmoner

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.

Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"

by magic raspberry August 9, 2017

shminker

An Asian with a monster cock (primarily a pinoy)

Whoa!!!!! Look at that asian dick, must be a shminker

by Jordan Choate January 28, 2008

schloinker

An affectionate term for one's penis.

My schloinker brought it's A game today.

by I am me and sometimes why April 2, 2010

Shloinkers

Fermented chunks of penis cheese, usually kept in tin cans.

"Hey brother, could you pass me the shloinkers?"

by Netsu, the bringer of peace May 19, 2018

shnoinker

A unit of measurement equivalent to 3 inches.

My mate is packing a whole shnoinker under that belt.

by Walrus_King1423 December 12, 2022

Schlonkered

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

by James Holter April 30, 2008

Schminternet

The original name for the internet made by the creator and was found to be hard to spell so it was named the internet.

Hey can you look up Mr. Moore and Betty Lou on the schminternet.

by localnatives September 17, 2018