Schmooling

Schmooling is an alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

Aleks- “Connor, you’re so stupid!”
Connor- “Hey, why would you say that?”
Aleks- “It’s okay, I’m just schmooling!”

by thealeks March 8, 2019

Schmoigle

A schmoigle is a traditional Jewish gift for Jews on their birthday. All green fruits but pears are forbidden!

Jim: a schmoigle?

Johnny: Yes a schmoigle

by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019

Schmillion

An awesome all girl punk rock band from Austin, Texas.

Did you go see Schmillion last night?
Yeah they were incredible!

by austinawesome August 26, 2010

Schmooling

Alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

“Aleks called me ugly but I know she’s just schmooling”

by anapkeyclub March 8, 2019

Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020

schmillion

1. more than alot.
2. a prefix for some words.

1. "he has like a schmillion pairs of those jeans"
2. "i wish i was schmillion-lingual"

by twotimesfour December 17, 2005

cool schmool

Just to say something’s cool!

It’s also a Bratmobile song (Bratmobile is a riot grrrl/ feminist band)

Guy #1 “I don’t give a shit!”
Girl #2 “cool schmool! Well that’s good because I don’t give a fuck about what you think!”

by CrazyCh1ck August 4, 2023