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David Schmitt

David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.
Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!

*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!

* opponent is defeated*
by Grrowel145 February 19, 2013
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Piece of ScHmITt

Any kind of plagiarized writing by persons of power. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt. A Piece of ScHmITt can be distinguished from other forms of plagiarism by the author’s reliance on political or other means of control to circumvent standards and avoid being held accountable once their fraud is exposed.
Dude 1: Have recently found out that our head of department plagiarized my father’s writing.
Dude 2: Sure, but it’s a Piece of ScHmITt, so there’s nothing you can do about it.
by FrankBeaverbrook January 20, 2012
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schgittor

1. An expression to describe something that is unbelieveable. Be it brilliant or appalling.
2. Also used to express astonishment someone who acts in an extreme manner be it good or bad.

This term originated in North Central Manchester, England, U.K. hence the 'or' at the end of schgitt (pronounced sshhhgitt)aka 'shit'. It is spelt as it is said.
"This is Stuart, he has an IQ of 228"

"Schgittor!"
by Gregsy October 16, 2008
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Schitts creek

all of the best sitcoms but make it a canadian and gay
why would i watch the office when schitts creek exists
by ewdavid January 2, 2021
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schmittify

Already commonly used term in Hungary, in reference to the fourth President, for
1. writing with a lot of spelling mistakes and not giving a shit about it,
2. plagiarising.
My dear students, don't ever think of schmittifying as in this place it has serious consequences.
by hungarians March 5, 2012
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Schmitt'd

An instance when a person truly believes that their statement was original and states the obvious after immediately being told the same information from a peer.
After giving an update to my boss I was schmitt'd by Aaron who said the exact same things that I said. Thanks for taking adding no value to the conversation and taking all the credit.
by ObviousDecision December 17, 2013
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schlitter

slang for kitty litter
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etymology: shit + litter = schlitter
shopping list:
pasta
bar soap
ice cream
paper towels
schlitter
by PajamaSutra June 21, 2019
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