schmiegel

The very last hit of weed nearly unrecognizable as a hit taken to clear the piece but to much to just ash. Usually partaining to very good quality marijuana. Term is mostly used in relation to smoke sessions either a bong or a bowl and is on the last hit someone could offer to take the schmiegel in exchange for greens or someone can be given a schmiegel as punishment.

Yo you gonna hit that? It's a schmiegel man. Kill it I'll repack it.

Give that schmiegel to d-boi

by Girlcalledgrey March 16, 2015

schmige

this is a term used to describe someone or something pure, cute, funny, and/or little. this can also be used as a nickname. things that are schmigey are adored by all and have a good heart. people who are the schmigest are the ones who live with best intentions and are the cutest when it comes to looks. you’d know instantly if you befriend a schmige.

“see chloe over there?”

“yea. shes a total og schmige”

by brobruv April 11, 2020

Mr. Schmied

When an old grandpa has the need to have younger girls fuck him.

My nieghbor pulled a Mr. Schmied ALL over my sister....

by Wolverine//Logan January 23, 2009

schmieder

An adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. A verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or passed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.

I was completely schmiedered last night.

I schmiedered all over that girl last night.

Rap:

My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.

by Schobinem July 21, 2011

Schmief

A gaseous excretion from the penis.

After she quiefed on her boyfriend, he retaliated with a powerful schmief of his own.

by Stenman May 4, 2004

schmibes

a term of endearment for a friend or loved one.
forms:
schmibes, schmibbles, schmibula, schmibby, schmib, schmiggy, schmibbo, schmibboo, schmibber, schmiblet, & schmibzy

aw...schmibes that was so sweet of you

by lindsey<3 August 3, 2007

schmieder

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.

damm you see the size of that schmieders dick

by the bigest of them all October 21, 2009