It is describing the hardest owning ever given by man. Only specific people can deliver a schmowning, others can be nothing more than the victim of it. When you get owned exclusively by a Schreibeis.
an example of a schmowning can not be given, due to the fact that all victims have been too traumatized by the event to ever speak of it again. However, all scmownings end with someone saying loudly and clearly SCHMOWNED!
by Drew aka Clark Kent Scribbles September 17, 2010
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i.e. dry-humping someones leg
i.e. dry-humping someones leg
by *B~E~N* August 6, 2008
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SCHMEOW • Schmeow Cow • schmeowf • Schmeowzer • Hoto Schmeow Meow • shmeow • schmow • schmew • schmowned • Schmaowzow
What does Shmeow look like?
* Shmeow comes in a clear liquid and a white or off-white powder form.
How is Shmeow used?
* Shmeow is a tranquilizer most commonly used on animals.
* The liquid form can be injected, consumed in drinks, or added to smokable materials.
* The powder form can be used for injection when dissolved.
* In certain areas, Shmeow is being injected intramuscularly.
Who uses Shmeow?
* Shmeow, along with the other "club drugs," has become popular among teens and young adults at dance clubs and "raves."
How does Shmeow get into the United States?
* Marketed as a dissociative general anesthetic for human and veterinary use, the only known source of Shmeow is via diversion of pharmaceutical products.
* Recent press reports indicate that a significant number of veterinary clinics are being robbed specifically for their Shmeow stock.
* DEA reporting indicates that a major source of Shmeow in the United States is product diverted from pharmacies in Mexico.
* Shmeow comes in a clear liquid and a white or off-white powder form.
How is Shmeow used?
* Shmeow is a tranquilizer most commonly used on animals.
* The liquid form can be injected, consumed in drinks, or added to smokable materials.
* The powder form can be used for injection when dissolved.
* In certain areas, Shmeow is being injected intramuscularly.
Who uses Shmeow?
* Shmeow, along with the other "club drugs," has become popular among teens and young adults at dance clubs and "raves."
How does Shmeow get into the United States?
* Marketed as a dissociative general anesthetic for human and veterinary use, the only known source of Shmeow is via diversion of pharmaceutical products.
* Recent press reports indicate that a significant number of veterinary clinics are being robbed specifically for their Shmeow stock.
* DEA reporting indicates that a major source of Shmeow in the United States is product diverted from pharmacies in Mexico.
by Shmylers bestfriend; Kqueen October 29, 2009
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Boy: Lets go shmeow in the bathroom real quick, they'll never know.
Boy: Lets go shmeow in the bathroom real quick, they'll never know.
by ahmandaplz February 19, 2014
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Feel good,
Have nothign better to say
Want to annoy someone
Just like to say the word. (I do it all the time, its addictive)
Feel good,
Have nothign better to say
Want to annoy someone
Just like to say the word. (I do it all the time, its addictive)
by Wumbo August 20, 2006
Get the Shmeow mug.1. to be extremely baked and not know what to say so you just simply start speaking in cat language.
2. to be excited or facinated in anyway that just makes you feel the need to express yourself in cat language.
2. to be excited or facinated in anyway that just makes you feel the need to express yourself in cat language.
stoner 1: dudee, wanna smoke another blunt?
stoner 2:shmeow meowwww,
stoner 1:uhh. okay, i'll pack another bowl then.
or
person 1: omg! that zebra dress is on sale!
person 2: fucken shmeow meow!
stoner 2:shmeow meowwww,
stoner 1:uhh. okay, i'll pack another bowl then.
or
person 1: omg! that zebra dress is on sale!
person 2: fucken shmeow meow!
by Nicholeee. October 18, 2008
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An expression of self-pity OR to express the emotion of disappointment or sadness. The word is usually coupled with a "kitty paws" hand gesture at approximately chin height symbolising the origin.
Origin: A “two – four” beer box full of adorable kittens left on the side of the road gets picked over one by one as the lucky ones find a lovely new home. The last kitty left in the “two – four” is the pitiful one that no one wants. Ie. “You’re like the last kitty in a “two – four”. The “kitty paw” hand symbols at chin level – resembles the kitty peeking over the edge of the otherwise empty lonely box with sad kitty eyes.
An expression of self-pity OR to express the emotion of disappointment or sadness. The word is usually coupled with a "kitty paws" hand gesture at approximately chin height symbolising the origin.
Origin: A “two – four” beer box full of adorable kittens left on the side of the road gets picked over one by one as the lucky ones find a lovely new home. The last kitty left in the “two – four” is the pitiful one that no one wants. Ie. “You’re like the last kitty in a “two – four”. The “kitty paw” hand symbols at chin level – resembles the kitty peeking over the edge of the otherwise empty lonely box with sad kitty eyes.
Skinny Bitch: I feel so fat today
Heartless friend: Awe Schmewmewmew - cry me a river fatty!
OR
Concerned Friend: Are you feeling any better today?
Whiner: Meh...Schmewmewmew
Heartless friend: Awe Schmewmewmew - cry me a river fatty!
OR
Concerned Friend: Are you feeling any better today?
Whiner: Meh...Schmewmewmew
by rangerdangers January 24, 2013
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