Schlopped

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)

" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."

by googoobear October 12, 2008

schlop

the act of getting your dick wet, either by receiving head or by getting some pussy

That bitch maddie with the nice tits gave me some grade A schlop last weekend.

by Guess Who Dork :) November 10, 2017

schlop

When one makes a puddle of spit in a cupped hand and proceeds to forcefully cup the balls into the pool of spit so hard that the spit splashes everywhere.

Timmy got schlopped by Billy

by Schlopper May 28, 2021

schlop

The art of rubbing two penises onto each other so they go into each others foreskin. Named because it makes a 'schloping' sound.
Can also masturschlop but if you have long fingernails your foreskin might tear.

He schlopped so hard his foreskin ripped.

by vinhuh September 16, 2014

schlopping

A combination of schlepping and shopping to describe a tedious or tiresome shopping trip.

I was at the mall schlopping with my girlfriend.

We did a lot of schlopping on black friday.

by asiseesit December 18, 2010

booty schlop

When a woman's buttocks are covered in purrel hand sanitizer and she proceeds to twerk up to a male with the penis between her butt cheeks

"Damn! I got the nicest booty schlop from Hamilton last night!"

"Awesome!"

by Vilkdad January 11, 2014

Fancy a Schlop

Need to shit

Brit 1: I fancy a schlop right now innit

Brit 2: then go shit mate

by Alxtreme May 2, 2020