schlemiel

An awkward or unlucky person for whom things never turn out right.

That girl is such a schlemiel, she can't seem to do anything right.

by thebiggerbiggen July 9, 2017

schlemie

Woman who has low self-esteem and will aggresively pursue love and affection from anyone, no matter how rancid they may be.

"I cannot believe Jane is with that nasty guy Craig, she has very low self esteem, she is a major schlemie!!"

by Bena Girl August 8, 2005

schlemiel

v. to take part in a scandalous plan that makes somebody's life a little harder.

'I schlemieled Travis into eating an entire bag of apricots.'

by Katherine September 18, 2003

Schlezzie

A woke guy that likes cheese

That schlezzie is back at it

by Zuzey May 13, 2019

Schlesier

A skidmark on the back of a toilet that can’t be pee’d off.

Someone left a Schlesier in the left stall. now we need the damn janitor

by Souptime85 May 6, 2025

Schlesier

A skid mark on the back of the toilet that cannot be peed off

Someone left a Schlesier in the left stall now we have to call the janitor

by Souptime35 May 20, 2025