schlaffel

The gross last sips of beer that are left in your bottle if you have taken to long to drink it and the heat from your hands has made the beer warm and nearly undrinkable.

I want another beer, but unfortunately I have to drink this schlaffel first...

by GineSharts December 15, 2008

Schweffe

The inverse of chav. A schweffe can be spotted around town often wearing a tweed jacket and red trousers. Aka a hooray henry.

Gary: Did you just spot that nobber walk past wearing the Barbour jacket and wellies?

Dave: Yes mate, what a tool. He must be a schweffe.

by Johnywadd June 15, 2012

schlaepfer

A name with German origins. Very hard to spell and very common

His name is Chris Schlaepfer he looks like Andrew Schlaepfer!

by EQUIN0X November 9, 2006

Schaffering it

Another use of Google but useless information. Unreliable, false information, uncredited

Chris was going talking about how to install a car motor. Goes on and on about. Tom look over to Ryan and says "He's definitely schaffering it again"

by Tomahawkz August 23, 2021

Schlieffen

To double team someone penetrating the anus, and the mouth, or on a women, the vagina. The origin is a plan during World War I in which the Germans had to fight war on two fronts, or attack two fronts.

My friend and I are going to Schlieffen you until our penis's meet.

by eo2340 June 24, 2014

Schafferidium

An extremely rare element often used in science classrooms.

What kind of element is that?
Oh, its Schafferidium.

by HardcoreTS February 2, 2018

Schlieffen Plan

Derived from World War 1, when Germany tried to attack France from behind but still lost.

The modern derivative means 'To go in from behind, and still end up getting fucked'.

"I tried to give her anal, but she pulled a Schlieffen Plan on me. Now I can't walk straight."

by The Bald Garbage Collector February 20, 2020