schlank

I gave your mom a schlanking after she ran out of mashed potatoes.

You need to schlank your girl. She's getting a little uppity.

by Brandon from Norman September 14, 2006

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Shlankey

1.A ridiculously long bowel movement.
2.An incredibly wet and smelly fart.

I made a huge and smelly shlankey in the bathroom.

by Chubsta' April 26, 2004

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You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.

"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."

by Philly S501 February 26, 2010

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Schlackled

When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)

"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"

by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008

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Shankly

An action in which a person who was one of your closest friends decides to leave you for the shitfaces and then only talk to you about their "issues".

God dammit jerry, chris be tryin to pull a shankly on us.

by Shanky slayer August 2, 2016

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