Schlenker

An interjection of pure joy.

Oh My Schlenker!!

by amzysaurous April 21, 2011

Schlaaked

Verb; to schlaak: the crushing of ones head underneath the buttock of another.

How did you hurt your head? Sam Schlaaked it!

by Sach Ztenerson September 29, 2011

schlank

To spank someone with your schlong.

I gave your mom a schlanking after she ran out of mashed potatoes.

You need to schlank your girl. She's getting a little uppity.

by Brandon from Norman September 14, 2006

scanket

A giant scarf that resembles a pensioners blanket. As worn by fashionable types that fear pneumonia. Often tartan and ridiculous.

Elizabeth's new tartan scanket gave her the appearance of a rescued passenger from an Edwardian ferry disaster.

by Wazio February 12, 2014

Schmankerl-boobie

The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.

Dude, did she just show us some Schmankerl-boobie?

by BiggityBask December 30, 2007

Schlacker

One who schlacks; lacking behind in things

Holy hell! He's such a schlacker!

by Mackie Oldfield April 14, 2008

Planet Schmanet

A mysterious, undiscovered planet farted out by Uranus

Planet Schmanet is inhabited by weirdos.

by Rose likes pie November 10, 2009