schpunken

Spunk, Seamen, Jiz, Jism, Manfat

Schpunken was once famously heard by the one and only Borat

by Marc Randles September 26, 2007

Schkonk

Verb. To cross the road quickly before oncoming traffic and leave friends at the other other side. The individual crossing the road is the one 'schkonking'.

"Jack just schkonked us!"

by BeattieBastard March 1, 2009

schlunked

to be blunked.

Sylv schlunked Cam with a salmon.

by Baconboy69 May 20, 2022

schnunk

To rub your head or cheek on someones upper body, for example the back or chest.

The guy schnunked me yesterday! I really thought like, I'm gonna schnunk him hard when I see him.

by RubortTheGreat February 15, 2008

schmunktail

Schmunktail is a word describing a state of being. When a person cannot sit without falling out of their chair, they are probably schmunktail. When a person sleeps with a member of the opposite sex who looks like he or she should be in a photo shoot for National Geographic, they are probably schmunktail. Simply put, schmunktail is oober-retarded-shit-housed drunk.

Caroline was so schmunktail, she felt out of her chair, and upon raising herself, kissed a man who looked like the love child of Liza Minelli and Joe Pesci.

by Professor M. Carter (School of Alcoholism) October 17, 2005

schunk

A guy that thinks about penis all the time. He tries to hide his love for penis by accusing others of being gay.

Why is Andrew saying that the wolverines are gay?

He is a schunk and doesn’t want people to know he secretly wants dick.

by Susie Juggs June 25, 2019

schmunked

1. to be absolutley intoxicated either by illicit or alcohol

2. to completley screw something up

dirrived from my friend brad's moms maiden name (long story)

1. "Man we were so schmunked last night!"

2. "Haha, you totally schmunked that kick!"

by Captain Insanity May 22, 2006