Schecter

A company that makes some of the best guitars in the world, but nobody has ever heard of it.

Guitarist 1: I just got a new guitar!
Guitarist 2: Awesome! What kind is it?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter.
Guitarist 2: A what?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter!
Guitarist 2: Don't you mean a Fender?

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

Scheisty

Adjective: Pronounced (Shy-Stee)

Having to do with being shady, scandalous or otherwise devious. Appropriately used to describe someone with an ulterior motive of some kind, but can also be used to describe the action of a shady person(s).

Usually referring to something someone has done as "scheisty" (stealing from a friend, cheating on your girlfriend) goes hand in hand with saying that the person who did it is scheisty as well.

How you gon' just steal from ya man like that?
You guys have been boys since the fifth grade!

You're straight scheisty, playa.

2)

That fat girl I took to prom ended up costing me well over five-hundred bucks on my tux alone...then cheated on me at the afterparty, but for some reason I still can't get enough of that scheisty flip.

by The Poetic Linguist October 1, 2009

your mom's chest hair

-Often used in place of your mom.
-Derived from the motion picture Mean Girls.

Dad: Who is this?
Kayla: your mom's chest hair

by broyce August 8, 2008

shestache

A female mustache. Usually appears on a girl's upper lip when she missing her waxing appointment.

"Mary, I don't care how big your rack is, you're never getting laid with that shestache."

by J.O. May 2, 2006

schecter

Company that makes aweseome yet underated guitars. Also the brand used by synyster gates and zacky vengeance of the popular band avenged sevenfold.

Me: Aw, i found this awesome guitar!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Schecter!
Friend: A what?!
Me: The guitar brand that Syn uses! Schecter!

by seizetheday610 May 19, 2006

Schisty

To be shady or cheap.

Borrowing money from someone and not paying them back or taking forever to pay them back is schisty.

by Andrea May 13, 2005

Jenny Schecter

A character from Showtime's The L Word, commonly known as the most outrageous. She started the show out straight, moving in with her fiance, until she had an affair with the temptress Marina. Most recently she is known for being completely batshit in the fifth and sixth seasons, which leads more of us to love her more than we already do.

Jenny Schecter: So this is what I want you to do. Ok, so you're going to look at her and you're going to take her and you're gonna throw her against the sink - BAM! And you're gonna look at her with PASSION and then you - don't worry I wont kiss you - you're gonna take her and you're gonna kiss her with tongue. And then I want you to reach down and then I want you to fingerfuck her... and give her the best fucking orgasm ever. Go for it!
Isabella: OH, you mean with my hand?
Jenny: Yeah. Unless you have some other apparati I don't know about.

by shrimppleaser April 1, 2009