Schemmerage

When you hemorrhage a massive, custard like consistency, foul smelling feces in your pants

"After she had a burrito from Chipotle, she Schemmeraged her knickers"

by Shadow7979 October 2, 2017

schemey

A hibee
A scumball fae Leith who'll steal yer trainers for a bag of scag!
Also see numpty, hibee and steamer

Hibee: Alright chief, have ya goat a couple ay quid so ah can buy some scag
Jambo: Fuck off ya wee schemey bampot

by Paul McGregor August 13, 2004

schemy

1. describes low quality street narcotics, typically marijuana
2. perilous, untrustworthy

Don't buy from Pedro, his bags are schemy.
Don't go to Pedro's house, that place is schemy.

by Jed Carpet August 26, 2009

schwemmy

a word used to instead of gay like that kid is so schwemm or my dad is schwemm wow what a schwemmy person

ur such a fuckin schwemm u suck cock

by pookie soan September 27, 2004

shemmy

particularly a fan in pop culture, this individual is interested into a tv show involving two grown men fighting monsters, anime about two gay ice skaters, two men who draw cat whiskers on their faces and emo bands, even if the band broke up years ago. They're socially awkward, and has never had a

boyfriend. She wants one though.

oh my god shemmy is MCRying again do something.

by jamie kingsley March 3, 2017

Schemey

Like a miniature scheme, only cooler

Plural form: schemies

Ross: Dude, where’ve you been the past month?

Linda: Sorry I’ve been MIA, I’ve been planning a new schemey.

by Heckyeabuddy January 24, 2023

Schemey

A ned. A person brought up on fast food and buckfast wine in a Scottish council scheame. The lowest of the low. Think shell suit, white flabby skin, bad hair and a sovvy ring.

She is one minging Schemey cow ba the way.

by www.tubgirl.com August 19, 2003