sczelecki

to fart while receiving a blow job.

Matt was getting head from Vivian and farted on her face. Matt pulled a sczelecki.

by captain slapin' July 25, 2008

Schlecked

Verb;

To be completely and utterly destroyed by two long-faced Luxembourgers.

While riding the Ventoux, we got Schlecked.

I got Schlecked!

I didn't get hosed, I got Schlecked.

During our bike race, two brothers came along and Schlecked us!

by Btown_Cutters July 25, 2009

schleckies

A disgustingly, yummy tasting meal with shrimp, peas and chinese noodles and sauce.

Girl 1: "Hey have you tried some of Marvin's Schleckies"
Girl 2: "What is shleckies"
Girl 1: "Its just about the best shit you'll taste in your mouth xD"
Girl 2:"Fuck lets go get some, and get shittered on Captin J afterwards!"

by shesthagal83 January 23, 2009

Schleck

A fucking dickhead sex I LOve fucking schlecks

schlecks are big willy prople

by massivefuckinggeeezaa July 22, 2023