schwapped

adj. Describes the puffy yoked appearance of a person, place, or thing that has suddenly exploded in appearance.

Holy Fuck your friend is schwapped! What have they been eating?

by Lord Lucas V June 2, 2022

Schlapped

Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent.

Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.

(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"

by mrburlesk March 9, 2023

Schlapped

Same as Chillywacked but with only men.

Slapped in the face by another man's dick.

His mouth made me hard and I Schlapped his face with my cock.

by Davros1717 February 26, 2024

Schnapped

A verb describing the black out effect that peach schnapps can cause on an unsuspecting drinker.

“did you hear ossian got schnapped last weekend, he passed out in his own sick!”

by Emma_2107 January 6, 2025

Schnapped

Absolutely wasted off of Schnapps.

Oh shit man Emma is Schnapped rn.

by Not emma69 January 6, 2025

Schlapped

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.

"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"

by Super Johnson February 21, 2025