scharf

simultanious shit and barf

one day i walked down the hall saw willow and i scharfed.

by feast May 14, 2009

scharf

Verb meaning to feign sleep or general exhaustion in order to avoid an awkward situation, like a date or family gathering.

I was on such a bad date the other night: The guy kept trying to put his arm around me, so I had to scharf him and pretend to fall asleep right there on the couch.

by patbenetar December 10, 2010

Macee Scharf

A girl with a lot of swagg and has more game then the gamebored section at toys"r"us. A girl who is a drop dead gorgeous 5'11 blonde, with bright blue eyes. oh and big boobs. She is also ruthless and is called a bitch or cunt alot. Guys usually call her a slut because she doesnt put out for just anybody and there jealous.

Damn that bitch over there is a Macee Scharf!

by prettygirlswagg17 September 13, 2011

scharf-a-mole

a small mammal that resembles a human, yet has an almost invisible penis. this animal get laid and masterbates too often

my god, is that a scharf-a-mole, I thought they were extinct

by Andrew Scharf April 29, 2003

Scharf

To not tell your boys your scheming a girl and then low key hype her up and then get with her to make yourself look dope.

Michael: Did you see that girl Larry is getting with? She's mad hot.
John: Nah she's not that hot. Larry just scharfed her really hard.

by Mystical Mikey J October 11, 2018

paige scharf

usually a transvestite, eats a lot of ass, and broccoli. sleeps for years. vape. horse tranquilizer sometimes. kinda cold. (cold emoji)

oh look! it’s paige scharf. oh no, she’s doing horse tranquilizer again🤦🏿 ♀️

by xoxotransvestite August 30, 2022

Scharf

To not tell your boys your scheming a girl and then low key hype her up and then get with her to try to make yourself look dope.

Michael: Yo did you see that girl larry got with? She's so hot
John: Nah shes not that hot. Larry just scharfed really hard.

by Mystical Mikey J October 11, 2018