Scanning for Viruses

The useless computer action that takes a while and never finds any viruses, even when there are viruses.

Mike: Dude what's taking so long to load?
George: My computer's just scanning for viruses.

by nothinggorilla August 11, 2012

Schannon

Joker and cool

Schannon was cool

by Crowdzero June 10, 2021

Urban Scanning

To scan through urban dictionary words of the day to find some worthwhile words to use.

Guy: Yo man, that vocab you're using is sick! Were you urban scanning?

by yibo October 28, 2008

shannine

Shannine is beautiful in many ways. Has such a big heart and you would be lucky to have her. She helps you with your problems and hopes for the best. She can have a attitude of fire. Shannine looks for the best in you and doesn’t judge you from your past. She will forgive but she’ll never forget.

Dang!! She was really nice. What was her name again??
Nathan: That was Shannine a beautiful kinddd person.

by Shannine May 21, 2018

Scanning for Life

The act of straining out odd bits of carrot or noodle from the bottom of a ramen noodles cup with your fork.

Hold on man, I'm still scanning for life

by Noodle Gods November 3, 2010

Shanning

When you desperately want a relationship so you convince yourself you have a crush on someone close to you. This can sometimes end in you telling them you like them and them rejecting you, leading to the end of your friendship.

"I'm totally shanning Chris right now"

"Do you really have a crush on Emily?"
"I don't know just think I'm shanning her"

by DevilBabyHairs July 15, 2017

Min shanning

When you malfunction, overthink, or stress out while doing work.
Named after a famous student from Singapore, Lee Min Shan

I can't seem to function normally, I'm min shanning so hard right now.

by Min shan not min shanning April 10, 2023