cock scepter

A term for the power instilled in a man by the size of his dick. Generally wielded to settle petty disputes such as a split vote over where a group of people are to have dinner. Not sexist, it can only truly come into effect to settle such disputes among a small group of men - straight or otherwise. The gentleman with the largest dick wields the cock scepter.

Majority rules? Fuck that. Cock scepter overrules.

by Gibby McFender June 17, 2009

Scepter Boobs

A woman who is unattractive except for her breasts. Used as a figure for the phrase 'except her boobs.'

Laura is a 'scepter boobs.' She's ugly, 'cept her boobs!

by Nicole and Casey September 9, 2009

Scepterbody

A girl with a beautiful face. Attached to an undesirable

body shape. (the opposite of" butter face ")

Thats girl's so Hot! Scepterbody! I would go out with her, she is kind of cute, Scepterbody needs lots of work.

by teamneighbor May 8, 2009

scepter face

A girl with a smoking hot body and an ugly face (i.e. Everything looks good scepter face.)

Matt, "That girl has a really hot body, but her face is ugly."

Jeff, "Yeah she's a scepter face."

by dooshkanew August 22, 2009

Devil's Scepter

Another name for a penis. Especially useful in situations when a man has "sinful" intentions.

John's plan was to find a nice drunk girl at the bar, bring her home and whip out the Devil's Scepter.

by Nate the Nasty August 17, 2008

Scepte

Only the koolest kid on the street :)))))))))))

Guy 1: Have you seen that Scepte

Guy 2: He is extremely cool I know

Guy 1: I KNOW, RIGHT

by Not Scepte March 3, 2021

Meat scepter

A word used to describe an object situated around men's waist. Often used in the subreddit r/creepyasteriks.

*Pulls out meat scepter*

by HerrPes January 28, 2019