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Sclenching

The act of holding in a fart you’re about to expel, in order to avoid obvious and general embarrassment. Usually they still squeeze out but with no sound and not as deadly.
Guy1: “omg last night with my gf I was holding in the biggest bomb when we were making out.”
Guy2: “you should have dropped that shit Hiroshima style.”
Guy1: “dude I like this girl, trust me I was sclenching mad… as soon as she left though my room smelt like Indian food cooking over burning hair with some garbage on top.”
by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005
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screeching pterodactyl

during sex, the male being on top, grabs the blankets and spreads them out behind his back like wings and flaps and screeches like a pterodactyl
dude i gave Alison the screeching pterodactyl last night.

how did that go

not so well she broke up with me today
by Guerrilla655 October 27, 2010
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screeching weasel

great band , ben weasel is a genious for his awesome pop punk tunes \m/
supermarket fantasy , stupid over you , stupid girl , you blister my paint , planet of the apes i wanna be a homosexual , the girl next door
by liam January 19, 2005
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scorching the boulder

The burning sensation that results from using bengay and/or icyhot to rub one out.
Dude, I was scorching the boulder last night with my icyhot and I thought my cock was going to fall off!
by brojers May 4, 2011
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Schecking Out

To express extreme emotion towards an individual or inanimate object, such as a rock or wall. This can happen without warning and leads to everyone calling it an early night. Symptoms include crying, yelling, punching, and a loss of self-worth. Comparable to freaking out, but with an added dimension of anger and frustration.
Did you hear about the guy at the party last night, he was schecking out on the beer pong table.
by KeithPhef May 5, 2009
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Sheeshing

Another word for smoking hookah, mostly used in and probably originated in santee, California.
He's been Sheeshing all day... I wonder how black his lungs are.
by santeelyfe December 10, 2015
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scorching soup

Male ejaculant, after putting it in the microwave
Bob poured scorching soup in his wife’s face
by Brian 2.0 October 5, 2018
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