Pull a Sparty

Doing everything possible to fail miserably at any task after success appeared inevitable. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Being one's worst enemy. A reference to the tendency of the Michigan State Football team to dominate 3 1/2 quarters only to implode and give the game away to their opponent, resulting in a frustrating defeat.

Example 1: Bill overachieved all year to get that promotion, but got fired for sending that joke about his boss to the whole company. Bill really Pulled a Sparty.

Example 2: That girl has been into Jeff all night. I hope he doesn't Pull a Sparty and tell her about his Dungeons and Dragons collection.

by htos_drol November 13, 2011

Scary Grapefruits

Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.

The porn star had scary grapefruits for boobs! They were the worst fakes I ever saw!

by sarasplayroom.com May 15, 2009

scartist

An individual or individuals who use their feces or scat to create artwork.

His expressionistic diarrhea paintings really show how talented of a scartist he is.

by Struggling scartist May 7, 2018

Scary dog privilege

Having your scary alt friend that scare people away with you. It’s like walking with a Rottweiler.

Using my Scary dog privilege to go on a walk in the city

by Silverwarespoon May 24, 2021

scary bitches

Bitches that got a big mouth but when it comes to confrontation they pretend they "didn't mean it that way"

All these scary bitches talkin shit but when i pull up all the sudden it was somebody else

by Eeeeokay March 6, 2018

scary smart

A demonstrated level of superior mental intelligence, accompanied by a high I.Q., beyond that which people of "average" intelligence find comfortable or can understand, often to such a greater degree that it leaves them feeling intimidated or even somewhat frightened.

There is "smart," there is "really smart," and there is "scary smart"—so smart that you are glad the person uses their mind for good and not to rule the planet for their own enrichment. ~Professor David Tulloch, Rutgers University

by ZenWarrior October 17, 2009

Mr. Scary

Mr. Scary describes the mysterious guilty feelings one experiences after going on a bender or a blacking out. For example, the feeling that you have burned a bridge with a friend, gotten in trouble with the law, spent too much money, or made out with an ugly person.

"I blacked out last night and now Mr. Scary is all over me."

by Mister Scary July 27, 2012