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squarehead

Squarehead is a late 19th century ethnic slur directed at German and Scandinavian immigrants. The phrase is meant quite literally as a disparaging reference to the cranial features, though often just used as a generic ethnic slur against those groups.

Basically the stereotypical shape of a Northern European's head was thought to be square- so it was (and is) an insult to call someone with that ethnic makeup squarehead.
Kid: "Mommy, did you see how weird that Norwegian's head looked?"

Mother: "Yes dear, the fucking Squareheads do have unusually shaped skulls. The Swedish have even more box-like heads... don't even get me started on the Danes or Germans..."
by LickMySwedishMeatBalls April 24, 2010
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ShakeHead

The result of blowing off a guy with a large milkshake, preferably from whataburger, and him throwing that milkshake into the back of your head while sitting in your new convertible at the drive thru.
Cool Guy: Whatup babyyyyy
Girl in car: Ughhh
Milkshake: Splat on the back of yo head bitch!
Cool Guy: Shakehead ass bitch
Cool Guy 2: Hahaha
by OptimoRam July 14, 2009
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Scareded

the act of being scared to the ultimate level
Amerie was scareded of the rat
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scarebears

Using ones breasts and nipples for frightening attacking bears as they appear as large eyes, thus confusing and intimidating the bear. Similar to animal mimicry like "false eyes" on a butterflies wings.
It's an attacking bear, I will use my scarebears on the bitch...behold!
by scarebearanalyst October 2, 2010
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Samehead

someone with downsyndrome - offen used as an insult to friends
"haha you look like a samehead there"

"shut it ya same'ead!
by Tom Pritchard August 31, 2007
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squareheaded

What most square headed people don't even know they are. A square headed person has an angular jawline the same width as their foreheads. The vast majority of society considers squareheadeness as ugly and unattractive, (especially for women)-which really makes no sense at all b/c some of the most beautiful and most lusted after females in the world have SQUARE HEADS. The fact that most people don't realize this baffles me to no end......
Adriana Lima, Jessica Simpson, Jenna Fisher, Rocsi Diaz, Doutzen Kroes, Marissa Miller, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Lea Michelle, Layla Kayleigh, Natalie Portman, Freida Pinto, Ximena Navarrete, Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, Olivia Wilde, Eva Mendes, Mila Kunis....the list goes on and on. And all of these gorgeous women are squareheaded. Don't believe me? Google them.
by whydontpeopleseethis? July 17, 2011
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screwhead

1. someone who listens to Screwed N CHopped MUZIK that originated in HOUSTON, TEXAS !!!
2. someone who acts a fool
1. Mann ..that boy is a Screwhead.... all he bangs is D.J. Screw
2. Mann, he is so high right...he's a damn screwhead
by Ghetto Ace September 10, 2008
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