Joe Scarborough

Humorless twit who acts as a conservative pundit on MSNBC's Morning Joe. Was also once a talentless congressman. When he is on the show, the routine involves him picking fights and routinely losing them. When he is on vacation, the show generally sails forward as effortlessly entertaining. Rumor has it that he has incriminating photographs of someone high-up at MCNBC and that is why they continue to permit him to spew douchbag rhetoric on air. Has an unhealthy case of man-love for Pat Buchanan, another conservative talking-points blowhard.

Joe Scarborough: The way Jon Stewart undressed Jim Cramer on The Daily Show was most unfair. I do not believe our agendas, I mean viewpoints, should be questioned people. Just listen and accept; that's what I do when I'm given my Republican talking points.

by Fraud Exposer July 6, 2009

scamboozled

A transitive verb defining a voter who believes a government official will keep election promises.

Hey Frank, those Pennsylvania residents who voted for Donald Trump certainly got scamboozled.

by Big Popz March 27, 2017

Scambric

apotheosis of annoyance and aversion

This little research is scambric. Have the salty kiss disease is scambric. Better a rock than my scambric prof

by Buleano November 3, 2020

Scambag

The term used to describe a bag which replicates a patented designer bag.

"Look at Roshaan's new Louis Vuitton bag"
"No thats defo a scambag"

by scambags4ever September 25, 2017

the ol’ scrambola

Slang term straight outta the fifties for getting out of somewhere very quickly, as in leaving the scene of a crime or a mischievous deed.

Well we’d better do the ol’ scrambola unless you want to spend the night in jail!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2021

Scarborough Suitcase

A 12 Pack of Beer.
Canadian Origin - Specifically the Toronto borough of Scarborough.
1970's and 1980's bottled beer came in 12 packs with cardboard handles that stuck out the top - making the package look a lot like a suitcase or toolbox.
Similar phrases - Souix Suitcase - Hammer Suitcase - Big Nickle Suitcase etc.
A term mainly used by hosers.

Lets hit the beer store and pick up a Scarborough Suitcase.

That hoser is on his way to the Bush Party and he's got himself his Scarborough Suitcase.

by Andre Molnar April 28, 2004

Sambo

Sambo is a character from the book "Uncle Toms Cabin." Sambo was a slave whose characteristics were to turn against his own people and "sell out" to the slave owner. This characters "sell out" attributes are largely placed on the wrong character, Uncle Tom

Your a sell out; a Uncle Tom (WRONG)
Your a sell out, a Sambo (CORRECT) "you show me give me the right, Ill show you how to tress the coons. Ill shows ya where they hides."

by Bruhfeed January 12, 2015